IBS

Anyone got IBS?
Ive had it for 14 years or so now its not very nice but its not the end of the world either.
You can go for months without a problem then wham your either stuck on the loo for days or you just cant go its a yo yo of yes a pain up the ass!
What have I done to improve it every dam thing in the world
kept a diary for months 
cut out lots of bad food even good food
been tested for intolerance things
tried loads of medicines fibre gell  (great for making you worse)
movical (makes you poo in tiny little lumps throughout the day which is a pain up yes the ass again
lactalose which you end up imune to after a few months
 fig juice prune juice, fresh orange, pints and pints of water, Fibre (which makes me curl up and scream for a while) fruit fruit and more fruit (which gives me a nice little shot of colic for an hour or so) the only thing that works is laxatives like entrolax the more hardcore  tablets which i take once a week for relief.
What fun!!!
I love getting up and not going like a normal person after their coffee
Ive been to hospital doctors many times
They need to get more help for this I am sick of people saying that its a bit of a grey area and they cant seem to do anything about it for gods sick its the 21st century

So here I am again friday night took my laxative  even after eating a healthy diet for the past month, one girl at work said just eat crap for a week maybe that will help it prob might but do I want to make it worse than it is!! I have a permanent fat gut the bloated look is so this season (not!) I even dragged my Wii fit out and dusted it down thinking maybe my bowel was getting to be a lazy git like me.
 I dont like sitting on the toilet crying cos I cant go its pathetic I havent got cancer I havent got leukemia but its still awful and if anyone out there is thinking I am feeling sorry for myself then Hell dam right I am it sucks!!!
I cant get used to it as it just mutates into going too much to normal again to not going at all, it bounces round to much and I wont accept it otherwise i may as well have no life so sod that I refuse to and I will fight this bastard thing until I die so fellow sufferers never everrr give up.
Ps the latest thing for me is stool softners 3 of and 1 senna every night for a week. so lets see if this crap treatment works I will keep you informed.

Well its been 5 days and Ive only been to the loo once, I have the worst trapped wind in the whole world (i never get wind ever!!) apparently its one of the side effects and you either continue the treatment and put up with this or you stop and put up with the other, so I am continuing and now on top of everything else im on windeze isnt life fun. so far not impressed.

Its Sat 19th the windy pains have seemed to passed but then they would considering Ive spent £4.50 on those bloody windeze and now dont seem to need them. There however was a slight improvement today but in my eyes not as much as it should be. Ill give it a another 5 days then may give this treatment up.
2 weeks after this treatment I went the oposite way, I lost time off work which didnt go down that well, and this lasted 2 weeks of never being far from a toilet Ive been misrable and in a bit of pain I stopped taking the tablets and now its the 15/03 and its going back the other way again this prob is one of the worst episodes everrrrr and theres nothing I can do ive tried everything so i just get up everyday at them minute and wonder what that day will bring pretty crap at the minute.