Ok your a heterosexual woman or a gay man and you want to see some naked men dancing?
This film certainly has the fun factor in that area you do see a lot of lavish routines (not in full or in full monty either lol)
Its quite funny but very serious at the same time it has a dark side to it which I was glad of otherwise it would have looked like a documentary for strippers like a week in the life of.
Its not a bad film I love all the guys who play the strippers apart from the Tarzan old fella with the dyed jet black hair I did not see the point as in real life would he really have had a place in this kind of work? anyway I belive he is an ex wrestler so maybe thats why hes in it who knows.
I love Magic Mike whats there not to love and I adore the guy whos out of Tru blood sorry Jo someone hes just yummy!!! Anyways getting back to the point, Adam is sweet but his sister I swear is some sort of cold robot who just gets on my nerves I mean shes on an island full of hunky men at one point and shes got a face liked a slapped arse I mean come onnnnnnn.
I didnt like her so you can tell and I didnt like Magic Mikes sort of girlfriend, Mikes isnt thick or nasty hes a dam gud catch and yet shes not that interested eerrrrrrr wouldnt happen we would snap him up!!
Anyway not to babble on the films quite gud I mean its prob a 6.5 to 7 but let me tell you the ending is absolutely crap with a capital C and if they dont make a number 2 then I will be disapointed as your sitting there and BANG the credits role its like WTF!!
Thanks for reading and enjoy if you got to see it.x
Paula Rants
Thursday, 19 July 2012
Friday, 11 May 2012
Millies cookies
Millies cookies with dips
OMG please try these with the dips
get yourself some cookies
chocolate chip
toffee and chocolate (my fav)
double choc
various others with fruit type flavours (not my type)
Buy two dips chocolate and toffee
dip your cookies in them and enjoy
calorific but who cares
Not cheap I paid nearly £6 for 6 with two dips. but as a treat go on your worth it!!!!
OMG please try these with the dips
get yourself some cookies
chocolate chip
toffee and chocolate (my fav)
double choc
various others with fruit type flavours (not my type)
Buy two dips chocolate and toffee
dip your cookies in them and enjoy
calorific but who cares
Not cheap I paid nearly £6 for 6 with two dips. but as a treat go on your worth it!!!!
Monday, 16 April 2012
Cabin in the Woods picture
CABIN IN THE WOODS rated 15
Me and my husband went to see this last sat and I was expecting amazing things I loved Buffy and Angel who were by the famous Josh Whedon.
I must warn you will be doing yourself a big favour if you dont read what its about I did and I have to say it spoilt it I ended up expecting way to much in this film which is my own fault.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Its a typical story of a group of college students who go to a remote place (the cabin) to let off some steam.
You have the typical blond bombshell, jock, clown, scholar and the Innocent cute girl.
Cut a long story short its all being monitored by strange lab type blokey blokes in a control room controlling stuff to enhance the mood of the motley crew.
Basically in the basement there are lots of old junk and one of them must pick something out of all this junk and make it kind of a main attraction by the whole gang this in turn chooses the fate of the group of youngsters.
Theres an array of gouls and demons etc to choose from and this lot choose a bunch of blood thirsty hillbilly family who want to killthem all.
Im not going to go on but lets just say they fight for their lives some die some live well for a while anyway lol. At the end is the best where you see the vast amount of monsters stored away in glass cubes they all escape and case mayhem.
The whole thing is for a reason though but im not going to spoil it that much.
The film was funny too funny to be a serious horror so if you want to be scared to the point of sleeping with your light on at night then give this a miss its to funny and silly to take serious.
The story is quite good but why show the monsters near the end I think everyone of the teenagers should have got their own horror story from the beginning in the basement it would have been more entertaining that way. The budget maybe?
My husband loved it I was left a bit disappointed but maybe I knew to much about it so if your still reading then dont go expecting more than a bit of a daft not really scary horror save your money for the next paranormal activity film not that ive seen them (im not much of a coward!)
I would rate it 6 out of 10
Hubby thinks it actually deserves a 9 out of 10 (huh were we watching the same film lol)
What my Hubby said - He thinks its a unique story he never got bored with it thought it had ended to soon and wanted more.
Hope I havent spoilt it for you.
Me and my husband went to see this last sat and I was expecting amazing things I loved Buffy and Angel who were by the famous Josh Whedon.
I must warn you will be doing yourself a big favour if you dont read what its about I did and I have to say it spoilt it I ended up expecting way to much in this film which is my own fault.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Its a typical story of a group of college students who go to a remote place (the cabin) to let off some steam.
You have the typical blond bombshell, jock, clown, scholar and the Innocent cute girl.
Cut a long story short its all being monitored by strange lab type blokey blokes in a control room controlling stuff to enhance the mood of the motley crew.
Basically in the basement there are lots of old junk and one of them must pick something out of all this junk and make it kind of a main attraction by the whole gang this in turn chooses the fate of the group of youngsters.
Theres an array of gouls and demons etc to choose from and this lot choose a bunch of blood thirsty hillbilly family who want to killthem all.
Im not going to go on but lets just say they fight for their lives some die some live well for a while anyway lol. At the end is the best where you see the vast amount of monsters stored away in glass cubes they all escape and case mayhem.
The whole thing is for a reason though but im not going to spoil it that much.
The film was funny too funny to be a serious horror so if you want to be scared to the point of sleeping with your light on at night then give this a miss its to funny and silly to take serious.
The story is quite good but why show the monsters near the end I think everyone of the teenagers should have got their own horror story from the beginning in the basement it would have been more entertaining that way. The budget maybe?
My husband loved it I was left a bit disappointed but maybe I knew to much about it so if your still reading then dont go expecting more than a bit of a daft not really scary horror save your money for the next paranormal activity film not that ive seen them (im not much of a coward!)
I would rate it 6 out of 10
Hubby thinks it actually deserves a 9 out of 10 (huh were we watching the same film lol)
What my Hubby said - He thinks its a unique story he never got bored with it thought it had ended to soon and wanted more.
Hope I havent spoilt it for you.
Saturday, 18 June 2011
Latest Beauty Tips for 2011
Heres a few beauty tips for you guys
first one great new body moisturiser from garnier
Garner body intensive 7 days £2,99 this is fab doesnt last seven days otherwise you would be a scruffy bugger and like everything it washes well apart from fake tan. If you have a shower at night put this on all the next day your skin is lovely and smooth it says dont use on face but that shows how strong it is and for hydrating moisturiser this is on of the best and didnt give my normal sensitive skin spots so a winner.
Next Im recommending Avon soft and glow gradual tan £5 but often half price, now if your like me any type of fakeness I put on goes orange or streaky if youve tried all of the fake ones intense to gradual and they just dont work then give this a go, it only took one application and I had a bit of colour by day 3 I was a nice golden brown.
last for now is rescue oil there are dearer versions but dont be fooled this is like a couple of quid from pound land or b&ms in the uk, I found this as when I came home from my holiday I had a couple of dry patches around my T zone nose and chin, so I thought I would buy baby oil but as this has lots of vitamins in it and its an oil I thought it would be better for my skin and when I put on my anti-wrinkle cream and leave it for say 30 mins to do its job I then put a very thin layer of this oil on and I state THINNN layer dont slap it on, make sure you do it before bed so it sinks in a bit dont want greasy face pillow!! This is good and the bottle will last you forever.
first one great new body moisturiser from garnier
Garner body intensive 7 days £2,99 this is fab doesnt last seven days otherwise you would be a scruffy bugger and like everything it washes well apart from fake tan. If you have a shower at night put this on all the next day your skin is lovely and smooth it says dont use on face but that shows how strong it is and for hydrating moisturiser this is on of the best and didnt give my normal sensitive skin spots so a winner.
Next Im recommending Avon soft and glow gradual tan £5 but often half price, now if your like me any type of fakeness I put on goes orange or streaky if youve tried all of the fake ones intense to gradual and they just dont work then give this a go, it only took one application and I had a bit of colour by day 3 I was a nice golden brown.
last for now is rescue oil there are dearer versions but dont be fooled this is like a couple of quid from pound land or b&ms in the uk, I found this as when I came home from my holiday I had a couple of dry patches around my T zone nose and chin, so I thought I would buy baby oil but as this has lots of vitamins in it and its an oil I thought it would be better for my skin and when I put on my anti-wrinkle cream and leave it for say 30 mins to do its job I then put a very thin layer of this oil on and I state THINNN layer dont slap it on, make sure you do it before bed so it sinks in a bit dont want greasy face pillow!! This is good and the bottle will last you forever.
Fashion Alert tone ups-fit flops
I bought some sketcher tone ups before I went on my Honeymoon via my catalogue which I will be paying for the rest of my life as I keep forgetting my monthly payments for them ooops. They were £36.
I wore these religiously everyday when I was away, and I deffinitley noticed my legs were toner and a bit achy everyday but nothing horrible just a mild workout sort of feeling, I know this from my last holiday when I wore normal fitflops and felt nothing but sore feet from lack of support but these are great I would recommend them highly im sure all the the ranges work just as well.
They are ready to go away again on my next holiay as im keeping them for that, but be warned you have to do quite a bit of walking for these to work but thats to be expected otherwise they wouldnt be called fitness type names.
Invest you wont regret it I bought the black ones without the toepost.
I wore these religiously everyday when I was away, and I deffinitley noticed my legs were toner and a bit achy everyday but nothing horrible just a mild workout sort of feeling, I know this from my last holiday when I wore normal fitflops and felt nothing but sore feet from lack of support but these are great I would recommend them highly im sure all the the ranges work just as well.
They are ready to go away again on my next holiay as im keeping them for that, but be warned you have to do quite a bit of walking for these to work but thats to be expected otherwise they wouldnt be called fitness type names.
Invest you wont regret it I bought the black ones without the toepost.
I do!!
Well I did it I got married woohoo, or crazy lady some may say, but Its been well over a month now and it went very well infact it has to go down as one of the best days of my life, Very nervous indeed was not the word I got up in the morning was very nervous my husband was there to I point blank refused for him or me to sleep else where what a crock I am very unsuspicious of stuff like that I even walk under ladders and put my brolly up in the house and I have been known to put my shoes on the table ooooohhhh naughty me!! Anyway I started getting ready early and my friend turned up and she had a lovely bottle of bucks fizz with her which I added vodka to ooops to which my beloved wanted to get involved in the drinking as well of course, my friend bless did her best to keep us apart one in one bedroom and one in the other, but you just end up acting like a silly kid so did her or us no favours but was fun!! hehe.
Now the shitty bit was my beloved knew some guys who knew some bloke at a garage who was a taxi driver who had a jag car ( must take a breath...) now we just assumed we were booking this cab at normal rates but the bloke rang my beloved the day before and wanted £60 ehhhh!!! so my fella said I just assumed it was a normal taxi as errrr thats what you do your a taxi?? the bloke was like well its a wedding so its a bit different ( what the **** a taxi ride is a taxi ride) I swear to god you mention wedding and everything triples in price absolute rip off. Well not to worry we just rung a taxi and off we went to pick up my pa and we were on our way (And dont worry my intended did say I looked beautifull AAWWWRRR sweet)
Now here we were Me my intended my bested bud and pa the sun was shinning what more could I want.
We arrived at the registry office on time, my intended was shuffled off with his best man and I was taken away with my pops to cofirm details.
Once all legalities were out of the way off we went.
Pops led me through the back (theres a small isle leading up to the front) to Daniel Bedingfield song which is a song which was out when we first met.
It was so exciting I didnt feel nervous just bloody excited as hell, Dad asked me if I was 100% sure haha bit late in the day but I was sure.
There was my handsome itended in his suit looking fab and I couldnt stop smiling at him it was like no one else was there but me and him and that was a fact its weird how everything else just floats away at that moment in time.
The vows went so well and we were so smiley and happy, My mam cried his aunt cried we spoke clear and loud enough (so everyone said).
The pictures were a bit ropey at first I had asked my dad to be top photographer and lets say I err sacked him after 10 minutes of him staring around at everyone else then taking pics of the water with boats passing,(yes we were right next to water how nice Eh!)
My bbf took over and took some fab pics (well until she got mortal on wine later haha)
After getting pics with all the family it was time to go to the pub yehaaa.
They had balloons and separate seating area still in the pub just off to one side, buffet was lovely hot and cold food, nice cake, champagne, and friends and family what more could anyone ask for,
So thats pretty much it we left late and had to go on holiday next day but thats another story for another time.
Now the shitty bit was my beloved knew some guys who knew some bloke at a garage who was a taxi driver who had a jag car ( must take a breath...) now we just assumed we were booking this cab at normal rates but the bloke rang my beloved the day before and wanted £60 ehhhh!!! so my fella said I just assumed it was a normal taxi as errrr thats what you do your a taxi?? the bloke was like well its a wedding so its a bit different ( what the **** a taxi ride is a taxi ride) I swear to god you mention wedding and everything triples in price absolute rip off. Well not to worry we just rung a taxi and off we went to pick up my pa and we were on our way (And dont worry my intended did say I looked beautifull AAWWWRRR sweet)
Now here we were Me my intended my bested bud and pa the sun was shinning what more could I want.
We arrived at the registry office on time, my intended was shuffled off with his best man and I was taken away with my pops to cofirm details.
Once all legalities were out of the way off we went.
Pops led me through the back (theres a small isle leading up to the front) to Daniel Bedingfield song which is a song which was out when we first met.
It was so exciting I didnt feel nervous just bloody excited as hell, Dad asked me if I was 100% sure haha bit late in the day but I was sure.
There was my handsome itended in his suit looking fab and I couldnt stop smiling at him it was like no one else was there but me and him and that was a fact its weird how everything else just floats away at that moment in time.
The vows went so well and we were so smiley and happy, My mam cried his aunt cried we spoke clear and loud enough (so everyone said).
The pictures were a bit ropey at first I had asked my dad to be top photographer and lets say I err sacked him after 10 minutes of him staring around at everyone else then taking pics of the water with boats passing,(yes we were right next to water how nice Eh!)
My bbf took over and took some fab pics (well until she got mortal on wine later haha)
After getting pics with all the family it was time to go to the pub yehaaa.
They had balloons and separate seating area still in the pub just off to one side, buffet was lovely hot and cold food, nice cake, champagne, and friends and family what more could anyone ask for,
So thats pretty much it we left late and had to go on holiday next day but thats another story for another time.
Monday, 2 May 2011
click click snap snap does your mobile take good pics?
Its that time again when your mobile contract runs out
Im with Orange and have been so for 5 years now, I have had my ups and downs with them but they always do quite good deals, but alas this year they have fell flat on their orange backsides.
My 18 month contact has ran out I asked for a Blackberry bold 9780 in a lovely white
they didnt have it so I argued that If I went through a website online I could get it on orange
they said its not our stock, ???????
They dont have it, tough, end of contract goodbye
How lovely!! so hence I thought im not going to bother with them again, but well as i am a trier I thought im not giving up so I rang back and thought maybe Id haggle for an Iphone and basically got laughed at ( at £25 a month no chance) not to worry they can bugger off forever now.
I havent got a new one as yet so any ideas are welcome although I think im alone in this little blog of mine.
All deals are like 24 months which is alittle bit to long as it started at 12 then went to 18 now they want 24 well sorry I may even go on pay as u go until they all sort themselves out.
Still love that BB white phone though!!! Phones for u have a few deals at the min so who knows.
Oh and on my hen night I used my xperia mini to take pics My friends used their iphones my pics were far better I dont know much about iphones my beloved has one but still I take no notice but now I know there camera is poop and it doesnt have a flash I will not be getting an Iphone as the xperia mini is much cheaper phone and the Blackberry 9780 also has 5mega pixels with flash I didnt realise this so I must be drawn to good camera phones well a girl should always have a camera handy and the xperia mini is a fab little first android phone to get you started.
Im with Orange and have been so for 5 years now, I have had my ups and downs with them but they always do quite good deals, but alas this year they have fell flat on their orange backsides.
My 18 month contact has ran out I asked for a Blackberry bold 9780 in a lovely white
they didnt have it so I argued that If I went through a website online I could get it on orange
they said its not our stock, ???????
They dont have it, tough, end of contract goodbye
How lovely!! so hence I thought im not going to bother with them again, but well as i am a trier I thought im not giving up so I rang back and thought maybe Id haggle for an Iphone and basically got laughed at ( at £25 a month no chance) not to worry they can bugger off forever now.
I havent got a new one as yet so any ideas are welcome although I think im alone in this little blog of mine.
All deals are like 24 months which is alittle bit to long as it started at 12 then went to 18 now they want 24 well sorry I may even go on pay as u go until they all sort themselves out.
Still love that BB white phone though!!! Phones for u have a few deals at the min so who knows.
Oh and on my hen night I used my xperia mini to take pics My friends used their iphones my pics were far better I dont know much about iphones my beloved has one but still I take no notice but now I know there camera is poop and it doesnt have a flash I will not be getting an Iphone as the xperia mini is much cheaper phone and the Blackberry 9780 also has 5mega pixels with flash I didnt realise this so I must be drawn to good camera phones well a girl should always have a camera handy and the xperia mini is a fab little first android phone to get you started.
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