Thursday, 19 July 2012

Magic Mike HYPE

Ok  your a heterosexual woman or a gay man and you want to see some naked men dancing?

This film certainly has the fun factor in that area you do see a lot of lavish routines (not in full or in full monty either lol)

Its quite funny but very serious at the same time it has a dark side to it which I was glad of otherwise it would have looked like a documentary for strippers like a week in the life of.

Its not a bad film I love all the guys who play the strippers apart from the Tarzan old fella with the dyed jet black hair I did not see the point as in real life would he really have had a place in this kind of work?  anyway I belive he is an ex wrestler so maybe thats why hes in it who knows.

I love Magic Mike whats there not to love and I adore the guy whos out of Tru blood sorry Jo someone hes just yummy!!! Anyways getting back to the point, Adam is sweet but his sister I swear is some sort of cold robot who just gets on my nerves I mean shes on an island full of hunky men at one point and shes got a face liked a slapped arse I mean come onnnnnnn.

I didnt like her so you can tell and I didnt like Magic Mikes sort of girlfriend, Mikes isnt thick or nasty hes a dam gud catch and yet shes not that interested eerrrrrrr wouldnt happen we would snap him up!!

Anyway not to babble on the films quite gud I mean its prob a 6.5 to 7 but let me tell you the ending is absolutely crap with a capital C and if they dont make a number 2 then I will be disapointed as your sitting there and BANG the credits role its like WTF!!

Thanks for reading and enjoy if you got to see it.x



Friday, 11 May 2012

Millies cookies

Millies cookies with dips

OMG please try these with the dips
get yourself some cookies
chocolate chip
toffee and chocolate (my fav)
double choc
various others with fruit type flavours (not my type)

Buy two dips chocolate and toffee
dip your cookies in them and enjoy

calorific but who cares
Not cheap I paid nearly £6 for 6 with two dips. but as a treat go on your worth it!!!!


Monday, 16 April 2012

Cabin in the Woods picture

CABIN IN THE WOODS rated 15
Me and my husband went to see this last sat and I was expecting amazing things I loved Buffy and Angel who were by the famous Josh Whedon.
I must warn you will be doing yourself a big favour if you dont read what its about I did and I have to say it spoilt it I ended up expecting way to much in this film which is my own fault.


*SPOILER ALERT*

Its a typical story of a group of college students who go to a remote place (the cabin) to let off some steam.
You have the typical blond bombshell, jock, clown, scholar and the Innocent cute girl.
Cut a long story short its all being monitored by strange lab type blokey blokes in a control room controlling stuff to enhance the mood of the motley crew.

Basically in the basement there are lots of old junk and one of them must pick something out of all this junk and make it kind of a main attraction by the whole gang this in turn chooses the fate of the group of youngsters.

Theres an array of gouls and demons etc to choose from and this lot choose a bunch of blood thirsty  hillbilly family who want to killthem all.

Im not going to go on but lets just say they fight for their lives some die some live well for a while anyway lol.  At the end is the best where you see the vast amount of monsters stored away in glass cubes they all escape and case mayhem.

The whole thing is for a reason though but im not going to spoil it that much.

The film was funny too funny to be a serious horror so if you want to be scared to the point of sleeping with your light on at night then give this a miss its to funny and silly to take serious.

The story is quite good but why show the monsters near the end I think everyone of the teenagers should have got their own horror story from the beginning in the basement it would have been more entertaining that way. The budget maybe?

My husband loved it I was left a bit disappointed but maybe I knew to much about it so if your still reading then dont go expecting more than a bit of a daft not really scary horror save your money for the next paranormal activity film not that ive seen them (im not  much of a coward!)

I would rate it 6 out of  10
Hubby thinks it actually deserves a 9  out of  10 (huh were we watching the same film lol)

What my Hubby said - He thinks its a unique story he never got bored with it thought it had ended to soon and wanted more.

Hope I havent spoilt it for you.